JOHN B. SHREDMAN
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John "Shreddy" Shredman is a multi-faceted
diamond of a dude who's rich and storied past
is only usurped by his absolute mastery of the
guitar. However he was not always a student
of said instrument. It was in the 90's that
Shredman turned the acrylic wall paint
community on its ear as the number one paint
namer in the industry. Penning such vivid titles
as "Disdainful Peach,""I got those blues,"
"Maryweather Circus," and "Nightdreams."
However the Bureaucracy, red tape, and
politics of the field became too much for such
an artist to bear so he left to pursue other
creative endeavors. He was given a guitar in
his travels by a caravan of gypsies for which
he traded a Scorpions cassette single of
Winds of Change and a Craftmatic Adjustable
Bed informational leaflet. It is said that John
has never practiced the guitar. The skill is
genetically encoded in his DNA, meaning he
has never sucked. Klip and Darryl met
Shredman while vacationing in Greece and the
rest is half-assed history.
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