DALLAS ST. BERNARD
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Dallas St. Bernard...Drummer, wood-carver,
environmentalist, champion knife fighter, women's rights
activist, vegan chef, premier collector of small pewter
animal figurines, haberdasher, Dance Dance Revolution
hi score holder at the family fun center in omaha
nebraska, renaissance man. A friend to all, a foe to few
and a man of unparalleled conviction. He's garnered
praise not only as a great drummer but as a lover of life
and the living. Technically on the lam, Dallas is wanted
in three states for motor vehicle theft. He holds a nobel
peace prize for his work with dolphins, and has recently
founded St. Bernard's youth hospital and day care. He
also holds the distinction of being the only member of
Trainwreck to be immortalized in statue.
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